Wins and losses come and go, but Slots wisdom is forever! Serious Slots players know just how true this is, which is why we at GamblingWeb.info have collected our Five Favorite Slot Machine Quotes of all time. There are lots of Slots sayings, but the below list runs the gamut from quotes on luck versus skill to quotes on the seductiveness of the Slot Machine game itself. Enjoy!
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“(Slot Machines) sit there like young courtesans, promising pleasures undreamed of, your deepest desires fulfilled, all lusts satiated." - Frank Scoblete
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“A cold machine is no more likely to hit than a cold woman is likely to warm up.” - Anonymous
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"My last piece of advice to the degenerate slot player who thinks he can beat the one-armed bandit consists of four little words: "It can't be done." - John Scarne
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“In Atlantic City, N.J., elderly gamblers got flu shots Monday at Bally's Park Place ballroom while slot machines jangled in the next room. Nurses said the shot could cause soreness in their arms, but many replied they would work it out by pulling the slot machine handle.” – News Report
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“With Slots, always gamble with money you can stand to live without.” - Anonymous